I am in haste, Gentle Reader, but let’s just say I have missed you. I had a decidedly Not Amusing Near Death Experience which I will describe in future posts. It involved being in a hospital, and all the joys attendant thereto, including a hospital provided drug overdose and a week long stay for what is usually an outpatient procedure. But I am thankful for all of you, and truly. This will be an amusing story, I promise. What, after all, is funnier than the opiate/stool softener regime they want to put you on (even if and especially when you are allergic to the ingredients in both of those things) in such places as SOP while acting as though you eat babies raw for breakfast if you smoke marijuana? My sense of humor is intact, if dented, at least.
More to come. And thankyou for reading!
